5.09.2005

Field of Dreams

Directed by: Phil Alden Robinson
Starring: Kevin Costner, James Earl Jones, and a bunch of dead baseball players
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VOICE
If you build it, he will come.

KEVIN COSTNER
Build what? Oh wait, maybe you mean a baseball field.

(He builds a baseball field on his farm and dead baseball players show up.)

VOICE
Go the distance.

KEVIN COSTNER
Go where? Oh wait, maybe you mean across the country.

(He drives across the country in his hippie van.)

VOICE
Ease his pain.

KEVIN COSTNER
Ease whose pain? Oh wait, maybe you mean James Earl Jones.

(He brings James Earl Jones to his baseball field.)

KEVIN COSTNER'S DEAD FATHER
Hi.

KEVIN COSTNER
Dad? Oh, so you were the one the voice was talking about. Then...why did all these dead baseball players show up?

DEAD BASEBALL PLAYERS
Don't ask us.

THE END

2 Comments:

At 5/09/2005 8:17 PM, Blogger Prufrock said...

hahaha. great site.

 
At 5/09/2005 11:22 PM, Blogger Kj said...

You kill me, hilarious and creative.

 

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