Mulholland Dr.
Directed by: David Lynch
Starring: Two hot chicks and some very odd people
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HOT BRUNETTE
I think I was in a car accident, but I lost my memory.
HOT BLONDE
I'll help you figure out who you are.
(A bunch of crazy shit begins to happen.)
COWBOY
Yee-haw!
AUDIENCE
What the fuck is going on?
(Hot Brunette takes off her clothes.)
HOT BRUNETTE
Make out with me.
HOT BLONDE
All right.
(They start making out.)
AUDIENCE
Whoa, a lesbian scene! Who'da thunk it?
(A whole bunch of crazier shit happens. We think people die, but we're not sure.)
FILM SNOBS (lying)
Aha, we get it.
AUDIENCE
We don't. But there were hot, naked lesbians, so the movie must be genius.
THE END
Starring: Two hot chicks and some very odd people
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HOT BRUNETTE
I think I was in a car accident, but I lost my memory.
HOT BLONDE
I'll help you figure out who you are.
(A bunch of crazy shit begins to happen.)
COWBOY
Yee-haw!
AUDIENCE
What the fuck is going on?
(Hot Brunette takes off her clothes.)
HOT BRUNETTE
Make out with me.
HOT BLONDE
All right.
(They start making out.)
AUDIENCE
Whoa, a lesbian scene! Who'da thunk it?
(A whole bunch of crazier shit happens. We think people die, but we're not sure.)
FILM SNOBS (lying)
Aha, we get it.
AUDIENCE
We don't. But there were hot, naked lesbians, so the movie must be genius.
THE END
posted by "Mister_Anderson" @ 8:55 AM
9 comments
9 Comments:
you're funny.
but hey, i got it! (not lying)
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Film Morons: HUH?
Stupid arrogant twat. Just because you don't understand the film doesn't mean no-one does. But of course anyone who says they like the film is just pretending to make themselves feel clever. Have you actually considered that it does mean something? And that it's not like a blockbuster movie where everything is spelled out for you. Maybe you're suppoed to think about. Guess you've never done that with a film before because you watch meaningless hollywood trash. Fucking moron.
Beautifully illustrated.
So you do understand it, that’s the feeling im left with – am fed up of Lynch taking advantage of me.
Rosenburger (3rd post), did you even READ my disclaimer on the page, or are you just a pretentious jackass? I love this film. In case you haven't noticed, I make fun of every film on this site.
No I didn't read it.
This was absolutely brilliant. And totally fucking dead on. Couldn´t have said it better myself.
I love the movie, but I still think this was damn funny. I don't think anyone will ever get ALL of it as we aren't the writer, but I get the point of it. This is one of those that things fall into place the second time you watch it. At least in my opinion... Good movie, funny movie by the minute of it.
Although I think that this movie is indeed very good, I must also say that the minute by minute description is hillarious. And to all those who was offended by this rewiev: Why were you reading this at all. I mean, you must have known this is a just for fun.
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