Forrest Gump

Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
Starring: Forrest Gump, Doped-Up Hippie Chick, Pissed Off Army Guy, Bubba, 4 Presidents, and John Lennon
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FORREST GUMP
My name is Forrest Gump. You can call me Forrest Gump.

EVERYONE ELSE
Glad you cleared that up.

(Forrest Gump joins the Army.)

BUBBA
I like shrimp.
(dies)

FORREST GUMP
I'll have to become a shrimp boat cap'n to preserve Bubba's memory.

(He does, becoming a millionaire and saving America several times over in the process.)

FORREST GUMP
I have money and fame and shrimp, but I still don't have my doped-up hippie chick.

DOPED-UP HIPPIE CHICK
Okay I'll let you have sex with me, but then I'll run away, returning only when my baby needs a daddy.

MAURY POVICH
And be sure to give me a ring when you do.

(Everyone Forrest Gump knows dies or is seriously injured.)

FORREST GUMP
I'm gonna give up my fortune and stay a shrimp boat cap'n cause that's what Bubba would have wanted.

BUBBA'S GHOST
Goddamn, enough with the shrimp already.

THE END