12.31.2005

American Pie

Starring: Sex-crazed teenage duds pursuing girls way out of their league
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JASON BIGGS
I'm horny.

ALYSON HANNIGAN
I'm horny.

CHRIS KLEIN
I'm horny.

NATASHA LYONNE
I'm horny.

FINCH
I'm horny.

SHANNON ELIZABETH
I'm horny.

STIFLER
I'm horny.

STIFLER'S MOM
I'm horny.

APPLE PIE
I'm horny.

(Most of the cast ends up screwing each other. The rest pitifully attempt to rationalize their lack of play.)

EVERYONE
We're happy we all understand each other now.

"USED" APPLE PIE
Yet I can't help but feel a bit violated...

THE END

1 Comments:

At 11/11/2007 4:11 AM, Anonymous Kai said...

hehehe, i bow 2!

 

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