Groundhog Day

Directed by: Egon
Starring: Bill Murray and Amy Grant Clone
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(It's Groundhog Day. Bill Murray is in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.)

BILL MURRAY
I'm a mean weatherman who hates everybody. Good night.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
Not so fast.

(It's Groundhog Day again.)

BILL MURRAY
Hey, this is weird. Oh well, I still hate everybody.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
No tomorrow for you!

(It's Groundhog Day again.)

BILL MURRAY
Now I hate everybody and I know a lot of shit.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
Nope.

(It's Groundhog Day again.)

BILL MURRAY
I love everyone, especially Amy Grant Clone.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
Hmm...ok.

(It's the day after Groundhog Day.)

BILL MURRAY (to God)
Sucker.

THE END