6.16.2006

Groundhog Day

Directed by: Egon
Starring: Bill Murray and Amy Grant Clone
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(It's Groundhog Day. Bill Murray is in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.)

BILL MURRAY
I'm a mean weatherman who hates everybody. Good night.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
Not so fast.

(It's Groundhog Day again.)

BILL MURRAY
Hey, this is weird. Oh well, I still hate everybody.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
No tomorrow for you!

(It's Groundhog Day again.)

BILL MURRAY
Now I hate everybody and I know a lot of shit.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
Nope.

(It's Groundhog Day again.)

BILL MURRAY
I love everyone, especially Amy Grant Clone.
(goes to sleep)

GOD
Hmm...ok.

(It's the day after Groundhog Day.)

BILL MURRAY (to God)
Sucker.

THE END

6 Comments:

At 6/16/2006 11:57 PM, Blogger Paradoxdb3 said...

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At 7/26/2006 9:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hm... You shouldn't make fun of God...

 
At 8/04/2006 8:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

God doesn't exist.

 
At 11/26/2006 11:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOD
Yes. I do. Bitch.
Anonymous athiest poster wakes up and it is groundhog day

 
At 12/14/2006 2:03 AM, Blogger "Mister_Anderson" said...

That last comment made me laugh aloud.

 
At 6/04/2009 12:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just discovered your blog, and am loving going through the archives. Groundhog Day is a classic movie, and this recap of it made me LOL.

Awesome blog!

 

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