Cry_Wolf

Directed by: Some guy
Starring: Upper Class Brit Twit, Annoying Chick From The "Dawn Of The Dead" Remake, and Mr. Bon Jovi
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UPPER CLASS BRIT TWIT
I'm new to this prep school. I hope it's good.

REDHEADED CHICK HE LIKES
It sucks. In fact, the only way we can escape our dismal lives is by playing a ridiculous "who done it" type game. Meet my group of diverse multicultural friends: Token Black Guy, his Hispanic Girlfriend, Smart Asian Chick and Token Badboy. Join us. We need a Token Foreign Guy.

(They all play a game that acts out like a nerdy murder mystery dinner theatre, except these are supposed to be the cool kids on campus.)

REDHEADED CHICK
This is boring. Let's expand the game to include the entire school. We'll pretend there's a serial killer stalking the student body.

AUDIENCE
Okay, whatever. Let's get on with it.

(They create and spread an elaborate urban legand about a serial killer who strikes at different prep schools.)

UPPER CLASS BRIT TWIT
Haha, this is so funny.

(Soon thereafter, some of the Multicultural Cast begin to mysteriously disappear. Could the legand be coming true???)

PROFESSOR JON BON JOVI
Of course not.

AUDIENCE
Jon Bon Jovi???

PROFESSOR JON BON JOVI
That's right. Now listen carefully, and I'll tell you what's really going on—
(gets shot by Brit Twit)

MULTICULTURAL CAST (show up)
Wow, we were just joshing with ya, Brit Twit. You took the joke too far.

REDHEADED CHICK
Good job, Brit Twit.

UPPER CLASS BRIT TWIT
Wait a minute... Was this entire game just a ploy to get me to kill your cheating lover, Bon Jovi?

REDHEADED CHICK
No way, well actually, yes.

PROFESSOR JON BON JOVI'S GHOST (shows up)
I got shot through the heart.

REDHEADED CHICK
And I'm to blame.

PROFESSOR JON BON JOVI'S GHOST
You give love a bad name.

AXL ROSE
Hell, y'all should've asked me. I would've done it for twenty bucks.

THE END